Breaking News: Selena Gomez Accidentally Declares Herself Secretary of Homeland Security!
In a moment of accidental political ascension, pop sensation Selena Gomez has shaken up Washington D.C. by unofficially declaring herself the Secretary of Homeland Security during a now-deleted Instagram video. Forget policy briefings and Senate confirmations—this is 2025, where the rules of governance are written in emojis and deleted Stories. …